The Real ROI of Investing in Employee Onboarding
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Oh, you want the director’s cut? Buckle up. Here’s the thing: onboarding isn’t just a box-ticking exercise where you hand someone a laptop, show them where the coffee lives, and hope they sink or swim. Nah, it’s way deeper than that. It’s your one shot to show new hires what your company’s really about—vibes, quirks, all of it. You’re setting the entire tone, not just for their first week, but probably for their whole time with you. I mean, people decide if they’re going to stick around before their desk chair even warms up. That’s wild, but it’s true. Loads of companies still treat onboarding like a chore. You know the drill: sign here, here, here, here’s your login, and oh—there’s the bathroom. See ya at the holiday party (or not). It’s no wonder people check out mentally before they even unpack their box of sad desk plants. But when you actually care about onboarding , it’s a whole different ball game. Real onboarding? It’s about making folks feel like they matter from minute o...